Professor Popinjay's Compendium of Perspicacity

By Professor Popinjay

For Brian Pavey:

First published May 23, 2019

10: What did you find in my head once you got in there, Doctor?

9: What kind of soup is this?

8: Good lord! What’s this stuck to the front of your car!?!

7: And what did little Johnny create for his science project today?

6: You have an impressive display of hunting trophies but what’s this creature down here at the end?

5: And what does this masked vigilante call himself?

4: So what did you name your newborn son?

3: Little Johnny, what’s 2+2?

2: What a lovely song. What do you call it?

1: Hey what’s this toupee made out of anyhow?