Professor Popinjay's Compendium of Perspicacity

Salutations my freaky darlings! I wanted to offer a brief explanation as to what is going down here. I am currently learning the ropes of WordPress while concordantly moving the entirety of my writing repertoire to this forum. What I did not realize is that subscribers would come flocking here and start getting an email notification for every post I make. I love you paternally for this but I fear you may soon be overwhelmed by the sheer volume of notifications you’re about to receive. I apologize for filling your in box and I promise in a few short months the constant influx of these notifications will wane. There is the option of course to toggle these notifications in the setting but don’t ask me how. Otherwise thank you for bearing with me and I cannot put into words how excited I am that you should appreciate my work so much to merit subscription. You’ll hardly regret this!