Professor Popinjay's Compendium of Perspicacity

“Wash Your Body”
By Professor Popinjay
Parody of “Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)”
by the Backstreet Boys

Everybody, yeah
Wash your body, yeah
Everybody
Wash your body right
And please don’t take all night!

Hey, yeah, well

Your filthiness is back again
To leave it there would be a sin
Turning on the water, shower now
Scrub everything, I’ll tell you how. Yeah

Did you clean your feet?
Yeah
Are your toe nails neat?
Yeah
Do you still smell foul?
Yeah
Gonna have to burn this towel
You better wash your body now

Everybody
Yeah
Wash your body
Yeah
Everybody
Wash your body right
And scrub with all your might

Alright

Now throw your hands up in the air
And Scrub your armpits under there
You showered last I can’t remember when
Got mushrooms growing on your skin

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Did you wash your hair?
Yeah
Put on clean underwear?
Yeah
You smell like blue cheese!
Yeah
Here is my analyses
If you don’t wash you’ll catch disease

Everybody
Yeah
Wash your body
Yeah
Everybody
Wash your body right
Your hygiene is a fright!
Alright

Of the smelly club you’re the president
Why don’t you use deodorant?
You say you wash
But I don’t understand
You’re only six years old but you sweat like a full grown man!

Everybody
Yeah
Wash your body
Yeah
Everybody
Wash your body right (wash your body right)
Shave your back
Everybody (wash your body)
Yeah (wash your body)
Wash your body (wash your body)
Yeah (everybody wash your body)
Everybody (wash your body)
Wash your body right (wash your body, everybody)
From head to toe, alright!