Professor Popinjay's Compendium of Perspicacity

A Non-review by Prof. Popinjay

Hmmmmm. Yeah? I mean… I liked the last ones. Days of Future Past was cool. I don’t know… this one? Dark Phoenix? Didn’t we do this one already? Feels like we did this one. Michael Faßbender is in this one! Christopher Plummer 2, as a friend of mine calls him. He’s cool… Any wayyyyyyyys so, what are you guys up to? I’m in the tub. I think I got sidetracked from the second half of this film. That’s never a good sign for a movie becuase I’ll see anything through. I might have to watch the end again. Not becuase I’m interested but just so I can honestly say I finished it. Xavier was genuinely unlikable for a while in this. But then again he gets put through a lot of crap too. I can’t stand the “arrogant hero who learns a lesson” scenario. Writers, never make the hero unlikable. What if Pat Sajak just started punching contestants? No one would be happy about that! Don’t do it. Poor sweet Pat Sajak. Never hurt anyone. Darling man. Anywho, time to dry off. Gettin’ all pruney.