Professor Popinjay's Compendium of Perspicacity

By Popinjay, Inspired by Flavio Hinojosa

10: Frumunda Cheese. Don’t ask who made this cheese… or where it came from under.

09: Mansion Cheese. It’s like cottage cheese but you can’t afford it.

08: Swiss Bank Account Cheese. Eat this cheese at your own  risk. The IRS sees all.

07: Scream Cheese. A lovely thing to wake up to.

06: Smack and Cheese. It’s a hallucinogen-a-roni!

05: Herman Meunster. It’s funny cuz it sounds like Munster. But I changed it to Meunster… you see because Meunster is a kind of cheese. Herman’s last name is Munster… not Meunster. That’s why it’s funny. I’m very clever. Send me money.

04: Wunderweinachtsschloßschlittenfarhtkässe. Just in time for the holidays!

03: Hafarti. Don’t eat at a party.

02: Monterey Jack Van Impe. 

01: Blue Man Group Cheese. It’s just like Blue cheese except it stares at you unflinchingly and when you fart a blue weirdo raps a catchy tune on your butt with a rubber mallet.