Professor Popinjay's Compendium of Perspicacity

10. Vigorous Butt rubbing.
11. Shave a romantic design into your partner’s back hair.
12. Make your partner make you dinner.
13. Engage in intimacy on top of the fridge at your parents house at 4am.
14. Summon Cthulhu.
15. Line your boudoir with life size cardboard cutouts of Mickey Rooney and play a recording of his infectious laughter.
16. Bubble wrap Tuxedo.
17. Split a 20 peice McNugget with your 19 cats by candle light.
18. Play the “Oblivious Norwegian Tourist” game.
19. Naked “Hands Free” Billiards.

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