Professor Popinjay's Compendium of Perspicacity

A Non-Review by Prof. Popinjay

This movie really had everything. Drama, action, comedy, suspense, and I shed a tear at the end. It stars a guy named Bruce Willis who, for not being well known, does a decent job. Then there’s this kid. Miko Hughes. He’s the kid you know you’ve seen in a million other things but can’t quite put your finger on what. He’s been working since he was 22 months old and is still acting today. He has quite the diverse career and I highly recommend you check out his filmography. It will blow your mind what he’s been in. Alec Baldwin always plays a fun villain. The freezer scene was awesome! At least I think that scene was in this movie. I see too many movies. Does anyone remember a freezer scene in this? Nope. No, wait. I remember now. The freezer scene was in The Long Kiss Goodnight. Also a good movie. Mercury Rising has a cellar scene. That counts!