Valentine: The Dark Avenger

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A Non-Review by Prof. Popinjay

Pretty sure this film’s budget was spent almost entirely on the DVD box art. That being said I’m glad these folks were able to get together and make a nice superhero movie without any money. It gives me hope for… well, life in general. If they can do this with no budget then I should be able to make it through the month and still have electricity in my house.
I don’t care to get into the plot but for some reason one of the villain’s hench-girls preferred silly costumes over the standard black sultry things worn by the other hench-girls. Her wardrobe included among other things, a minion costume (as in Illumination’s “Gru’s Minions” minion), a Batman costume with yellow wig, and a clown costume. This results in a fight scene where a cute clown girl is beating the crap out of a whole swat team.
That pretty much makes this worth the $4.99 I spent on it and yes, that was for a physical copy. Free with ads is too much for this.

The Minion minion. One of the villain’s three henchwomen. Doesn’t grasp the concept of uniform.

It’s predictable but harmless. The acting of the people on screen seems a tad better than the voice dubbing actors. If you’re into butt-kicking clown girls, this is your movie.

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