Professor Popinjay's Compendium of Perspicacity

A Non-Review by Prof. Popinjay

This movie is the reason Henry Cavill’s lip looked so funny in the Justice League movie. Personally I thought if Supes just randomly showed up with a mustache it would have been accepted by the audience. Batman could have commented on it. He could have been like, “My father wore a mustache! Aaaaaaaa!” Anywho, I liked this mission impossible as much as the rest with the exception of the first and second. The second one was just a vehicle for Tom Cruise’s ego and John Woo’s doves. The first one was my favorite and stands head and shoulders above the rest. Elfman did the music for that one folks! Elfman!