Professor Popinjay's Compendium of Perspicacity

A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay

I’ll watch anything except gruesome horror. I’ll especially watch anything with Bruce Campbell in it… except gruesome horror. I know, seems counterintuitive to being a Bruce Campbell fan. But put Bruce Campbell and Alyssa Milano in something and the only thing that could make it better is a hefty helping of Tony Danza. This movie does not have Tony Danza in it so just cool your jets. Nevertheless it’s a great movie! Alyssa is a strong-willed woman who joins a band of men traveling through Alaska in search of gold. Bruce Campbell… let’s her. No gruesome horror here. Just good clean pre-Disney-opoly fun.