Category: Humor Articles & Answers
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Snoring: It Sucks AND Blows!
By Professor Popinjay First published May 11, 2023 Dear Popinjay, Why do I snore and how can I stop? Dear Snore-person, ——-Snoring can put stress on any relationship, be it a spouse, your pet aardvark, even that weirdo in your attic. Snoring can even ruin what would have been a…
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Why Don’t Mascots Wear Pants?
First published Sept 12, 2018 Robert Beria asks:Professor Popinjay,Why do some football mascots go without pants? Dear Robert, In the days of yore team mascots often manifested in the form of an actual living, breathing, pooping animal. Requiring said animal to don lederhösen would obviously impede a particular one of…
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I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Salt Licks
First Published June 5, 2019 Jimburly asks: My Beloved Popinjay, Why does eating ice cream make one so thirsty? Jimburly, We just spent the whole winter trying to prevent our naughty bits from freezing off and now as summer is upon us all we can do is complain about the…
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How Do I Get My Kids to Sleep?
First published June 14, 2021 Alejandro Bjørnson asks: Dear Professor Popinjay, How can I get my children to go to sleep at night so I can have time to read a book, attend to my hygiene, and possibly eat a hot meal? Dear Bjørnson, If you have children, you haven’t…
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