Category: Lists
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Ten Most Popular Baby Names for the Upcoming Year!
10: Jambag Smegmapot 09: Mon Tequila 08: Rutherford B. Hayes 07: Tim? 06: McMcMcMcMcElhaney 05: Weef Bellington 04: Mrs. Winterborne 03: Frank Stallone 02: Mmmbop Shaqueef 01: Sandalwood Jones
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Elbows: They’re Not Just for Fending Off Basketball Players Anymore
First published Sept 28, 2018 ——-Coughing into the pit of the elbow has been widely deemed as the wiser of the choices when compared to other parts of the body into which we could cough. Coughing into the hand is just plain stupid considering all we do with them or…
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Ten Alternative Ways to Stay Hydrated this Summer:
First published May 12, 2019 1: Live under the sea. 2: Strap a twenty gallon water bottle to your back and sip on it throughout the day. 3: Fill your pockets with moist sponges. 4: Don’t get UN-hydrated! Duh! 5: Trade your car for a dolphin. 6: Steal other people’s…
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Popinjay’s Hair Tips for Sexy Volume and Bounce
First published April 3, 2018 No one likes quiet hair! Who wants to have a one sided conversation with your hair? So far as I know, only Crispin Glover! Can you imagine going to the theatre or the DMV or someone else’s wedding and NO ONE is looking at your…
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Things You Might Not Expect After Covid
First published Aug 1, 2021By Professor Popinjay 1: WEIRD FACESUnusual as it has been to see normal faces uncovered by masks, you might see a lot of weird faces too. Remember when the doctor and nurses took their masks off in the Twilight Zone? I don’t think we’ll all look…
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10 QUESTIONS TO WHICH “CATWEASLE” IS not THE ANSWER YOU WANT TO HEAR:
By Professor Popinjay For Brian Pavey: First published May 23, 2019 10: What did you find in my head once you got in there, Doctor? 9: What kind of soup is this? 8: Good lord! What’s this stuck to the front of your car!?! 7: And what did little Johnny…
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TEN SEXY SECRETS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT SEX
By Professor Popinjay First published May 5, 2018 10: Everyone knows merely holding hands can result in hundreds of babies suddenly firing out of you at a moment’s notice but did you know having an argument with your partner works just as well!?! 9: Don’t worry! The tickle fights your…
Professor Popinjay's Compendium of Perspicacity 