Category: Non-Reviews
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Stand Up and Cheer!
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay I really would like to sift out all the salvageable parts of this film but I’m just too pissed. Good ol’ Stepin Fetchit is in this and as usual he’s played for laughs not because he can dance or be funny but just because he’s…
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SpongeBob Squarepants Movie (The) (2004)
A Non-review by Professor Popinjay I saw this bad boy in the theaters! Yeah, I’m opening with that. You better believe it. I even took my girlfriend with me. She broke up with me a while after that. Was The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie the beginning of our downward spiral? I’d…
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Finally done with my article and the Non-Reviews are back in business!
After a month of research and writing and polishing, my article is finally done! New Non-Reviews should be on the way! In the meantime, please enjoy “Self-Confidence! It’s Not Just for Pushy Jerks Anymore!” by yours truly. Link below. Also, if you enjoy the article, sign up for notifications from…
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Spaced Invaders
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay I’m still working on an arduous humor article but I grow ever more satisfied with it as I research and write. It’s taking a while though so I thought I’d take a break and do something easy and mindless. So here’s another Non-review! It’s Spaced…
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Transformers One
A Non-review by Professor Popinjay Full disclosure. I’ve not really been a Transformers fan, or if I have been then I’ve been the type that gatekeeping Transformer elitist snobs have been angrily keeping behind the gate so as to maintain their feeling of superiority. I happily grant them that position…
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Two Bits & Pepper (Part 2 of 2)
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay Let’s jump right in… The girl’s walkabout almost instantaneously shows us why this was a bad idea as she is immediately accosted by not one but TWO evil Joe Piscopos. Is no one safe from this multiplicitous terror!?! Thus we come to lesson two. Don’t…
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Two Bits & Pepper (Part 1 of 2)
A Non-review by Professor Popinjay This came up at the almost end of a long line of films I’ve viewed, all of which would normally be cataloged into the “I’ll write about this eventually” file, but not this title. I want to write about this right now, while it’s fresh.…
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Pacific Rim/Pacific Rim Uprising
A Non-review by Professor Popinjay I used to draw giant robots for all my friends. How’s that for a cold start to an article? No big deal. Each friend had their own giant robot specific to them that reflected what they thought was cool. They were giant humanoid robots the…
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Oblivion
A Non-review by Professor Popinjay Tom Cruise is weird. I don’t want to get into his personal life but professionally… he’s also weird. Could you imagine managing a Burger King and hiring a guy who’s already very rich yet still demands another life-time supply of money and then comes in…
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Queen of Katwe
A Non-review by Professor Popinjay “In chess, the small one can become the big one.” I recently attended a presentation about life in the Democratic Republic of Congo. We brought the kids along as it was to be very informative and we’d like them to think about people other than…
Professor Popinjay's Compendium of Perspicacity 