Category: Non-Reviews
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Hackers
A Non-review by Professor Popinjay I know I probably say this a lot but I thought this movie was the shizznit when I was a kid. Hackers!?! Are you serious? I wanted to be a hacker! I wasn’t even exactly sure what a hacker was but they looked like cool…
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G-Force
A Non-review by Professor Popinjay Not to be confused with Glitter Force. In this case the G stands for Gerbil! That’s right. This is a one of those gerbil films you keep hearing about and any movie with Gerbils as the main characters is alright in my book. Especially when…
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Face/Off
A Non-review by Professor Popinjay Notice the slash? That’s to differentiate this film title from a 1971 hockey movie. That’s something you know now. Ah the 90’s; when John Woo, Nicolas Cage, and John Travolta were allowed to do whatever they wanted on screen. Can’t do that anymore though! Might…
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Quiet Place (A): Day One
Aside from, again, not fully grasping how echolocation works, the only thing this film did wrong in my opinion was not giving Djimon Hounsou a bigger part. He’s awesome! Why is he always a side character? So anyway, echolocation. I feel like anything, space monster or what have you, with…
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Ed
A Non-review by Professor Popinjay You got a baseball playing monkey. You got a baseball playing Matt LeBlanc. That’s about all I remember about this movie. I don’t think the monkey was supposed to have superpowers but he could throw that baseball like a rocket. Everything I’ve read about this…
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Daddy Day Care
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay I find no fault with this movie. I appreciated the sentiment that men can be capable of effectively caring for multiple children and are not all of them irresponsible weirdos. The guys in vegetable costumes fighting each other needs to be a new reality show.…
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Cable Guy
A Non-review by Professor Popinjay I was a Jim Carrey fanatic when I was in middle school. I know I just geeked out about Mr. T but that was when I was like 2. But this is a whole different era. I thought Ace Ventura was hilarious. I loved every…
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Back to the Future Trilogy & The Time Machine (2002)
A Non-review by Professor Popinjay I think I saw the first one of these at home. I can’t remember where I saw the second. Probably at home too. The third I saw in the theater. I was eight. I confess I didn’t fully grasp the concept of the butterfly effect…
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A-Team (2010)
A Non-review by Professor Popinjay I didn’t fully grasp that Mr. T was from the A-Team when I was a kid. I didn’t know he was B.A. Baracus on the A-Team and then he was playing Clubber Lang in Rocky III. He was just Mr. T. I thought he was…
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10,000 BC
A Non-review by Professor Popinjay Have you ever wondered what went down 12,025 years ago but you can’t stand Ray Romano? Well, you’re in luck because someone had video cameras back then and they filmed it and Ray Romano is no where to be seen! I saw this so long…
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