Category: Non-Reviews
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Strawberry Shortcake Berryfest Princess Movie
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay Let me start by addressing the pink frilly elephant in the room. I’m not sure what the creators of this movie were thinking but it’s like they made this for little girls. Frankly it didn’t appeal to me. Nevertheless, despite the fact that I am…
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MIDWAY (1976)
If you ever want to see what Frankenstein’s monster would look like if he were a movie instead of a monster see Midway! The first title card of the film proclaims the wonderful use of actual color footage taken from actual warfare. What it doesn’t tell you is that very…
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Maltese Falcon (The)
A Non-Review by Prof. Popinjay Film Noir at its finest. This is the original McGuffin film. Get the thing because you gotta get the thing cuz everyone else wants the thing, who cares what the thing is. The Maltese Falcon is the originator of so many classic film moments and…
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Magic in the Water
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay —–This movie was actually good at somethings, specifically, complicated set ups for satisfying pay-offs. I know no one is going to waste their time on this movie so I’ll just tell you what happened. Throughout the film the older son keeps repeating “I could drive…
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Godzilla vs. Kong
A Non-Review by Prof. Popinjay Well! That was the strangest rendition of Pride and Prejudice I’ve ever seen. Fin
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Gold Rush: A Real Life Alaskan Adventure
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay I’ll watch anything except gruesome horror. I’ll especially watch anything with Bruce Campbell in it… except gruesome horror. I know, seems counterintuitive to being a Bruce Campbell fan. But put Bruce Campbell and Alyssa Milano in something and the only thing that could make it…
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Music & Lyrics
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay Hilarious. I highly recommend this movie! The acting was superb. It was well written. The humor was constant! It was romantic. I loved it. The only thing I couldn’t wrap my head around was the female pop star character. It wasn’t a huge role so…
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Tank Girl-
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay Always wanted to see this. Finally got to. Lori Petty plays Harley Quin long before Harley Quin was invented. Her character probably would have appealed to me as a teen back when lunatic girls appealed to me. I’ve learned my lesson well since then. This…
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Mute-
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay This movie caught my attention because it was futuristic and had robots. Clearly a lot of money went into this film but I have to wonder why. It’s garbage. Just one depressing and uncomfortable scene after another, none of which is dependent on a futuristic…
Professor Popinjay's Compendium of Perspicacity 