Category: Non-Reviews
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Gold Rush: A Real Life Alaskan Adventure
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay I’ll watch anything except gruesome horror. I’ll especially watch anything with Bruce Campbell in it… except gruesome horror. I know, seems counterintuitive to being a Bruce Campbell fan. But put Bruce Campbell and Alyssa Milano in something and the only thing that could make it…
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Music & Lyrics
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay Hilarious. I highly recommend this movie! The acting was superb. It was well written. The humor was constant! It was romantic. I loved it. The only thing I couldn’t wrap my head around was the female pop star character. It wasn’t a huge role so…
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Tank Girl-
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay Always wanted to see this. Finally got to. Lori Petty plays Harley Quin long before Harley Quin was invented. Her character probably would have appealed to me as a teen back when lunatic girls appealed to me. I’ve learned my lesson well since then. This…
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Mute-
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay This movie caught my attention because it was futuristic and had robots. Clearly a lot of money went into this film but I have to wonder why. It’s garbage. Just one depressing and uncomfortable scene after another, none of which is dependent on a futuristic…
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Mowgli- Legend of the Jungle-
A non-review by Prof. Popinjay This came out at the same time Disney’s live action version and is far superior! I love that Mowgli was actually played by an Indian kid. In the history of Jungle Book films, an actual Indian boy has never once been cast as Mowgli except…
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Money Train-
A non-review by Professor Popinjay Two cops who are brothers and partners share a love/hate relationship as they wrestle with the notion of robbing a train controlled by a corrupt uhhhhh….train guy? I don’t know. That would be an interesting story to watch but instead we spend most our time…
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Mission: Impossible- Fallout
A Non-Review by Prof. Popinjay This movie is the reason Henry Cavill’s lip looked so funny in the Justice League movie. Personally I thought if Supes just randomly showed up with a mustache it would have been accepted by the audience. Batman could have commented on it. He could have…
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Lego Movie 2- The Second Part:
A Non-Review by Prof. Popinjay Once I finally sat down and actually paid attention to this movie instead of traipsing to and from the kitchen as I supplied the tiny residents of my house with corn dogs, popcorn, and juice boxes, I actually liked it and thought it was just…
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North by Northwest
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay This was fun but nerve Wracking to watch with modern sensibilities. Every second I just knew he was doing something that was going to incriminate him later. Interesting choices made in this film, like letting the audience in half way through the film. Or the…
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Mr. Robot
A Non-Review by Prof. Popinjay Taking many admitted cues from the film Fight Club but focusing more on computer hacking and conspiracies behind big business, I found this incredibly intriguing. It was hard to get through though. Not because it was boring or tedious. It never was. It was just…
Professor Popinjay's Compendium of Perspicacity 