Category: Non-Reviews
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Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay —–Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. No matter how much I ponder this concept I can’t seem to shut up. Well I’m happy to loudly and shirtlessly proclaim it was not I eating my own feet,…
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Meet John Doe
If this is the only pebble I thow in the pond to make this world a better place, let it be so. You must see this film. “Meet John Doe”. You simply must. In the meantime, I’ve more pebbles to throw.
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Dark Tower (The)
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay —–I’ve not been able to decide for a long time. Is Stephen King a good writer? I think he must be. His books are very popular after all. I’ve never read them as I am not a fan of horror. There’s obviously a call to…
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RIVERDALE IS TALESPIN
A Meandering Rant by Professor Popinjay —–My first encounter with Riverdale was by way of a shirt. A young lady with whom I work was wearing the garment. It bore the image of a good-looking young man, fair of skin, rather forlorn in expression but generally unadorned and unextraordinary in…
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Mune
A Non-review by Prof. Popinjay This was really good. I’m actually kind of surprised. The story was unique. The characters were interesting and imaginative. It had a good message. It was visually pleasing. The music was great. The only thing I didn’t appreciate was the ancient turtle guy kept flirting…
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Mummies Alive!
A non-review by Prof. Popinjay So I only watched the first three episodes because that’s all that came on the unmarked vhs tape I found in the abandoned well beneath the floorboards of a strange motel. You know what? I liked it. Considering who it was made for, it wasn’t…
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Mulan 2: Electric Boogaloo
A Non-Review by Prof. Popinjay Did Mulan need a sequel? Did it merit a sequel? Did anyone want a sequel? Well, when Disney realized they made more money on dvd sales than theatrical releases, they decided the answer for all three questions was “Shut up and give us your money!”…
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Much Ado About Nothing
A Poetic Non-review by Prof. Popinjay ‘’Twas with great merriment I hath viewed this play. The players did play it so well. Washington, Thompson and Branagh portray roles assumed or lived, I can’t tell. A villain there was in Keanu, I see. Though why him, I must inquire. A lowly…
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Mr. Robot
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay I’ve been watching the Mr. Robot series. I like it but if there is such a thing as under-writing as opposed to over-writing, this show does it! You really have to pay attention and patiently piece the plot together. It’s like the writer’s goal was…
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Mr. Nice Guy
A Non-review by Prof. Popinjay First published Sept 26, 2020 I didn’t watch this movie. Not again anyway. When I turned it on I realized I’d seen it back in 1997 and I remembered enough to know I wouldn’t be able to hack it. I love Jackie Chan. I avidly…
Professor Popinjay's Compendium of Perspicacity 