Category: Songs & Poems
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Thirteen Days of Halloween(a parody of The Twelve Days of Christmas by Traditional with additions by Frederic Austin)
Lyrics by Prof. Popinjay On the first day of HalloweenMy prankster sent to meToilet paper in my fir tree On the second day of HalloweenMy prankster sent to meTwo bloody glovesAnd more TP in my fir tree On the third day of HalloweenMy prankster sent to meThree slender menTwo bloody…
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Wash Your Body (Parody of “Everybody” by The Backstreet Boys
“Wash Your Body”By Professor PopinjayParody of “Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)”by the Backstreet Boys Everybody, yeahWash your body, yeahEverybodyWash your body rightAnd please don’t take all night! Hey, yeah, well Your filthiness is back againTo leave it there would be a sinTurning on the water, shower nowScrub everything, I’ll tell you how.…
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Baby Got Back (Pirate Version)
First Published September 21, 2017By PopinjaySuggested by James Earl Crumpton I fancy ample sterns and I spin no taleMe hearties won’t set sailUntil a wench makes port with a purdy sturdy trunkAnd a full moon in their bunkAll hands on deck! Ramming speed!Spy the cushions that backside need?Tain’t no bustle…
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My Poopdeck (Parody of My Milkshake by Kelis)
First published July 5, 2016 For Nicholas Cymrusen: Remember, you asked for it. My Poopdeck[to the tune of “My Milkshake” by Kelis]My poop deck brings Old Salts abaftCuz my bootyIs better than yours,Avast ye, it’s better than yours,I’ll sink ye,And your man-o-war! I’ll make you walk it,Walk that plank into…
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Tolkienlogic (Parody of Technologic by Daft Punk)
First published July 10, 2016 For: Nolan Pruitt. You asked for it. It took me a whole week to write but it’s done! Great suggestion. Tolkienlogic:[A parody of “Technologic” by Daft Punk. Characters and Storyline by J.R.R Tolkien.] World, changing, feel it, smell it,Lost it, forgot, age- the second.Forging, Great…
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