X-2: X-Men United

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A Non-review by Professor Popinjay

(2003)

Already starting to become Wolverine-centric, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing yet. Don’t get me wrong, Logan (2017) was great but the trek getting there was a bit rough.

After they (gnomes) realized origin films for other characters would never sell as well as Wolverine, I think their decision to go back to doing team films was a good choice. I know I’m getting ahead of myself but this is one of the aspects I like about these three films. The team aspect is strong and we get to learn about the individual characters as we go along. So long as it’s not overwhelming with too many character’s storylines bogging down the flow (I’m looking at you Pirates of the Caribbean franchise) it goes pretty well.

X-2 even introduces some new characters and still doesn’t feel boggy. Alan Cumming as Nightcrawler was great. It was awesome to hear his German accent again so long after “Cabaret.”

Probably my favorite actor in this was Bryan Cox but not as William Stryker. Rather, I thought he was great as Mystique when she morphed into William Striker. It’s a bit confusing but several actors played Mystique because she had the ability to morph her appearance to mimic that of others. I’m sure I’m preaching to the choir here but I want to be clear for anyone who hasn’t seen it.

I couldn’t find a photo of Brian Cox as Mystique mimicking William Striker so here’s a photo of Brian Cox as William Striker.

Rather than cover Rebecca Romijn with prosthetics and gobs of spirit gum to make her look like Bryan Cox, the make-up department found it far less time consuming to simply replace Rebecca Romijn with the actual Bryan Cox who conveniently wakes up every morning already looking like Brian Cox. It was then up to Brian Cox to act like Rebecca Romijn acting like Mystique mimicking William Striker.

Jennifer Lawrence, who would play Mystique in the later films, was particularly appreciative of this technique when it came time for her to masquerade as Peter Dinklage’s character. As Peter Dinklage is roughly half a Dinklage shorter than her, I shudder to think what the alternative would have been.

X-2 had good guys and bad guys working together. I always appreciate that dynamic. It brings out interesting characteristics like mistrust and reluctance. If Peter Jackson has taught us anything, mistrust and reluctance is how you make anything interesting!

I thoroughly enjoyed this film from start to finish.

4 responses to “X-2: X-Men United”

  1. sopantooth Avatar

    X2 is probably the only X-movie I like, except for Logan of course. But I saw it back when I was in snippy comic book fan mode. It annoyed me that they made Mystique into a super ninja, I liked the character in the comics because she was just a shapeshifter who tricked people, she couldn’t fight anyone. It annoyed me that Nightcrawler (another favorite from the comics) got a super cool intro scene showcasing his powers and then I guess forgot how to use them. I get it, it’s hard to write a story when people have powers that can solve everything but just don’t introduce that character then.

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    1. Professor Popinjay Avatar

      Genuinely curious, at what point could Nightcrawler’s powers come in handy but they didn’t use him? I mean I’m sure there were instances but I’m curious what your perspective is.

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      1. sopantooth Avatar

        Oh gees, now I have to try to remember the movie. The main one that sticks out to me is when Jean and Ororo capture him. Why didn’t he teleport away? So the plot could happen. Once they knew Stryker’s plan why didn’t teleport in and grab Xavier? So the rest of the cast had things to do. Why didn’t he teleport everyone off the plane when it started to crash? Drama. Why didn’t he teleport Jean to safety when the dam broke? So she could die and become Pheonix. Basically the same reasons Data only uses his super-speed in Star Trek 1 crisis out of 19. Maybe they threw in a line of dialog that he can only teleport with some kind of limitation but it wasn’t strong enough to remember or satisfy 2003 me.

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      2. Professor Popinjay Avatar

        I remember, they said he had to see where he was teleporting to, but apparently that meant he has to have seen not necessarily be seeing. Because he popped in and out of that jet a few times and I’m sure he probably couldn’t exactly see inside of it. It was, indeed, both a little overpowered and underused or some ratio of those two aspects. I’m easy though. it entertained me.

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