Category: Non-Reviews
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White Christmas
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay (1954) Yeah, it was December and I was dating this fly ass honey, see? And she’s like “Dude! We should totally watch White Christmas, yo!” And I’m like “For real? Cuz I always thought White Christmas was just a stale Christmas special with no story.”…
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Quiet Place (A) & A Quiet Place Part 2
A Non-review by Professor Popinjay (2018) (2021) I hate slasher flicks but I love monster movies. Some might assume horror is horror is horror but the idea of some psychopath running around wantonly poking people with sharp objects just disgusts me. Monster movies are different though. Take human psychology away…
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Miscellaneous Pooh
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay THIS ARTICLE IS NOT FOR KIDS! If you’re under the age of 32, go play with blocks or something. As I had accumulated and watched an amount of random Pooh features, so shall I write here about an amount of random Pooh features. A Happy…
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Pan
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay (2015) Pan did not get a lot of hype behind it. It kind of slipped through the cracks a bit. Not surprising, considering it was up against Avengers: Age of Ultron and Inside Out. I’m a little surprised at the highest grossing film in October…
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Tom and Jerry: The Movie
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay (1992) It’s hard to pinpoint where Tom and Jerry sit amongst one production company or another. Are they Disney? Are they Looney Tunes? This ambiguous origin might come from the fact that their production changed hands frequently throughout the years. Or it might come from…
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Odd Couple & Odd Couple II
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay (1968) (1998) The Odd Couple is kind of a classic these days. The first is your standard mismatched housemates story. It’s like an actually entertaining episode of The Real World. Oscar is a slob, Felix is a neat freak. Can they get along? These guys…
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Strawberry Shortcake: Berry Merry Christmas
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay (2003) WARNING: THIS ARTICLE IS NOT FOR KIDS. IF YOU’RE UNDER THE AGE OF 25, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. Yes, I’m a 43 year old man with strong opinions on Strawberry Shortcake. Deal with it. First of all, what’s with this manifestation? They (gnomes) are clearly…
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Nanny McPhee
A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay (2006) Guh. I’m getting tired of commenting on really good movies. Where’s all the stinkers!?! Nanny McPhee is great. The screenplay was written by Emma Thompson so of course it’s great. It’s full of great lessons and great humor and great drama and plenty of…
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Seasons of the Heart (1993)
A Non-review by Professor Popinjay This is not to be confused with the 1994 film of the same title starring Carol Burnett. Too bad too. Would have made this article a hell of a lot more interesting. This was a well made and beautiful story. It was just sad as…
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Machine Gun Preacher
A Non-review by Professor Popinjay Gerard Butler plays real life Sam Childers who, after getting out of prison and away from drug-dealing, eventually finds himself protecting groups of Sudanese children who are being taken and forced to be soldiers and, likely, other things far worse. Normally a plot about a…
Professor Popinjay's Compendium of Perspicacity 