Category: Non-Reviews
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Dracula (2025)
Also known as: Dracula: A Love Tale A Non-Review by Professor Popinjay (2025…or is it 2026?) I’m trying not to have spoilers but this is based on a story published 129 years ago so give me a break. Luc Besson’s Dracula was released in France in July of 2025 long…
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Samantha: An American Girl Holiday
A Non-review by Professor Popinjay (2004) A girlfriend I had a long time ago wanted to see this so naturally I watched it also. I watched it again with my first wife so now I get all kinds of attention for being this sensitive male who knows all about darling…
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Avatar (The First Three)
A Non-review by Professor Popinjay Avatar (2009) Avatar: The Way of Water (2022) Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025) NO spoilers for “Fire and Ash”. As for the previous two films, I make no promises. The word “Avatar” is a common word derived from Sanskrit meaning “Incarnation”. While the Nickelodeon series…
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Love and Monsters
A Non-review by Professor Popinjay (2020) “I FORGOT TO WRITE ABOUT LOVE AND MONSTERS BACK WHEN I WAS WRITING ABOUT ALL THE FILMS I SAW WHILE DATING YOU!” I shouted to the darkness after waking up in a cold sweat in the middle of a stormy night. My wife didn’t…
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Money Talks
A Non-review by Professor Popinjay (1997) [This is another Non-review from the days of yore (May 1, 2019) I happened to find randomly while perusing the annals of my all-but-defunct Facebook group. I tried to transfer all my writing to this platform but a few articles slipped through the cracks.…
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March of Time (WWII Post-War Problems and Solutions)
A Non-review by Professor Popinjay [This is a very old Non-review I posted on Facebook way back in 2017, November 3rd, to be precise. I repost it here verbatim so pay no attention to the rambling house-cleaning sentences. They’re now out of context. I’ll add some further memories after the…
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Silent Hill & Silent Hill Revelations
A Non-review by Professor Popinjay (2006) (2012) SPOILER WARNING FOR BOTH MAYBE! I’M NOT SURE YET. Sorry for yelling. Despite my disinterest in the horror genre, a friend had effectively initiated me into the Resident Evil videogames, mainly because he was always playing them in the background at social gatherings…
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Batman (The) (2022)
A Non-review by Professor Popinjay MAJOR SPOILER WARNING!!! I think I’ve waited long enough to finally write about this film. I’ve noticed, if it’s too soon and I put a spoiler warning, no one reads these. I noticed people had read the Alien to Alien Romulus Non-reviews clear up until…
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How to Train Your Dragon (2025) vs. How to Train Your Dragon (2010)
A Non-review by Professor Popinjay Yes, this is a comparison between the “live-action” version and the original animated version. I wanted to write about all of these in one chunk just to mark them off my list but there’s a bunch of shorts and series, even a series that takes…
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Rainbow War
A Non-review by Professor Popinjay (1985) It’s a 19 minute video. For a while you couldn’t find it anywhere on the internet nor streaming services. It’s on YouTube right now but it may not be there for long once someone realizes it. We watched it in school at least once…
Professor Popinjay's Compendium of Perspicacity 