A Typographical Processing by Professor Popinjay
(2026)
I’m seriously re-evaluating how to present this type of blog for really popular films right when said films come out. Some films come out and I detect readers are genuinely curious about what to expect from a film even if the explanation contains mild spoilers. A film as anticipated as Spider-Man: Brand New Day however, I suspect people want to know next to nothing before they see it.
So what is there to write about?

Brand New Day is excellent and very entertaining. I also have thoughts but I don’t want to spoil anything.

(Note: This has nothing to do with Spider-man.)
If I do delve into my thoughts and post all manner of spoiler warnings, I feel readers will skip the article and maybe never come back to it. That would be a travesty and would make me sad.

I think I know my course then.
I think, with highly anticipated films such as Spider-Man: Brand New Day, I will wait at least until the film gets out of theaters and has been streaming for maybe a month or so. THEN I will post a Non-review. I may even write it while thoughts are fresh, but I shan’t post it until everyone has had a chance to see the film… unless it just totally sucks and needs to be lambasted tout de suite!

If you absolutely MUST read an actual review for Spider-Man: Brand New Day, I highly recommend Jordan and Eddie (The Movie Guys) review. It is comprehensive and completely devoid of spoilers, plus they seem like absolute legends, the both of them, and you should like and subscribe and read all their reviews. Cheers!
Their link below:


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